Johnnie's in the Bathroom

Dear Diary,

I was standing in a bus stop today and they must have known I wanted to be

a model, so I'm gonna call them tomorrow. Won't be long before I'm in all

the big rock videos. The most incredible thing happened to me in Odella last

weekend; that's why I'm writing. You see, I met this guy...

Hey, wow

Wow, what's going on up there?

Did you have dinner yet?

Who wants dinner when you can get a goddamn good dick up your ass?

[laughs]

Oh, I need you girl

Huh?

I need you girl

You need me, boy?

Yeah....yeah, I need you too

Huh?

I need you too, baby

Dear Diary,

I can't write a lot; Johnnie's in the bathroom. I met him in Shasta tonight

and he's just incredible. He's got this long, straight, black hair and he

wears all this silver jewelry, velvet pants, black boots, etc.

I love your big muscles

It's a lickable pussy

Hi baby, how you doin?

Well, all y'all want some pussy?

Well, all y'all grab on the Soul Train line and get it

...guitarist for the Black Band Babies and we went in a doghouse...