Cocaine Kids

Try a little mushroom pie

Buy a little piece of sky

Now I’m gonna show you how

Miaow, says the purple cow

You can drink ten cups of coffee but

it don’t taste quite the same

Absinthe and moonshine in comparison

are pretty lame

Oh it’s hip to be a cocaine kid

I’d rather kick it with the cocaine kids

Fly through the mushroom sky

Buy a little piece of that pie

Sounds like it left the ground

‘Till your head spins round

The writers of this material in no way encourage

or condone the use of illicit substances

If you choose to indulge in illegal recreational

activities, you do so at the risk of prosecution

So why not sit back, relax and have a nice cup

of tea and a biscuit, okay…?