Frosted Flake Wood
Johnny went to frosted flake
To go for a walk in the frozen wood
He bumped into a mushroom
That sold his body for some warm food
Eat me my friend
You'll be the leader of the band
Johnny's hand reached out
Luckily there was Mr. Doubt
Mr. Doubt, the old man
Was the surveyor of frosted flake wood
He tried to sell hesitation
Wherever he could
Buy some doubt
?Feel free?, he yelled loud
Friends, it won't hurt
Luckily there was big bird
For God's sake, run away
Or it won't be your lucky day
Leave this forest behind
This ain't a place for humankind