Birdo

Bird..... Ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

The geek, with no beak:

He's so weak he cannot speak!

The geek, with no beak:

He's so weak he cannot speak!

Vestigial wings

And dwarven legs.

A semper fi cranium

That's got automatic eggs.

His gaping maw

Is geared to spew.

He just might be a she

So Birdette will do!!

Go eat your eggs!

Force fed, force fed.

Go eat your eggs!

Out of his mouth-

Straight at your head!!

With purple pants,

(They start to tear)

I reach out with all my might to

Poke out an eye.

I poke out an eye!

I poke out an eye!

My seven year old smile:

Vanishing!

Eggs,

Why eggs?!

It's breaking my heart.

It's hurting my nose.

It's turning my skin green!

Why did you have to be so mean?!

In my dreams I despise you

More than you'll ever know.

Even when I speak your name

It makes me f**king choke!

Bird...... Ooooooooooooo!!!

Bird......

Throw it back!

Throw it back!

Throw it back!

Throw it back!

Throw it back!

Throw it back!

Throw it back!

Throw it back!