Handjob

You every man

You trying to do it like nobody can

You taken, a thinking, you making, and then you be flipping it up in a pan

I tell you don’t lie

Except for the plight of the average guy

You trying to work it

You drunk it with someone who stands up on over your eyes

Your burning your wheels

Your leaving on gaging and giving you chills

Your blinkin’ and thinkin’ and drinkin’ and tryin’ to shovel it up on the hill

You piss in a cup, you wantin’ your blood and you suckin’ it up

You throw in a dollah and let out a holla’ your ready to guzzle it up

But until that moment when all that you know pays off

We gonna be right here in the same boat rooting for yeah

Aw yeah

Give that man anything he wants

Give that man anything he’d already wants

A million dollahs ah or even a hand job

Anything at all;

Let him know that he’s a slob

From outta the sky

They tryin’ to fry you American Pie

And every movie you sleeping at home wondering if you’re alive

And every night, you hoping he gets you a little delight

But barely do this you get freaky and then you get caught in a fight

But if that’s the way you want it

And that’s the way you need it

I completely understand

I ain’t about to get carried away

Aw yeah

Give that man anything he wants

Give that man anything he’d already wants

A million dollahs ah or even a hand job

Anything at all;

Let him know that he’s a slob

Whoa whoa now now there baby

(Whoa watch out)

Ah ah ah, ah ah ah ahah, ah ah ahhh

Look out!

You’re trying to sleep

You tryin’ and findin’ and washin’ a sheet

You rowin’ it over and hopin’ for something to get up to the elite

You know in your heart, that you were not meant for an average bar

So you only makin’ and shakin’ and breakin’ the booze till you’re a perpetual star

Give that man anything he wants

Give that man anything he’d already wants

A million dollahs ah or even a hand job

Anything at all;

Let him know that he’s a slob

Give that man anything he wants

Give that man anything he’d already wants

A million dollahs ah or even a hand job

Anything at all;

Let him know that he’s a slob

Let him know that he’s a slob

Let him know that he’s a slob

Woohoo!

Let him know that he’s a slob