Wrestlers

It's me versus you in love

We'll tag team, double up

Hit you in the sweet spot

And make you wish you'd buffed up

The gloves are off

We've been messing around

Breaking us a man down

But while you've got us on the ropes

We plan to play the mess around

He's technically trained

You've got him buckled up and he will misbehave

You weigh bigger and trained

But I've got the power and the glory in my burly brains

The gloves are off

So why you gon' have to fight dirty?

Don't fight dirty, don't hit me with the chair

The gloves are off

So why you gon' have to fight dirty?

Don't fight dirty, don't bite me in the face

The gloves are off

Now whatcha gonna do when I come for you with all that I've got?

I've got a roll of coins I'm aiming for your loins and I will never stop

I learned all I know from watching the wrestling

I think you think I'm about to throw the towel in

Here comes Four Jack,

Watch your back, watch your back

He'll charm you with the double ax

And then he brings the tire tacks

He's not dressed for a cage

He's robed in garments strictly for another age

Here we come, drop kick

Half nelson, full nelson, Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson

Body slam, suplex, head lock, summer slap

Elbow drop, belly flop, cage match, grudge match

It's me versus...

I learned all I know from watching the wrestling

I think you think I'm about to throw the towel in

Everyone knows Monday night means wrestling