The Rhythm Ranch

We know a place with a real big beat

A destination soul retreat

A musical cure for your day-to-day stress

It's a dream vacation way out West

Yeah, it's a soulful scene if you know what I mean

Come on down, take a chance

Get you a room at the rhythm ranch

Ride your pony, let's dance

Uh-huh, baby, that's the rhythm ranch

They got killer music everywhere

To help you deal with the pain out there

I think you'll see that it's money well spent

More than a hundred grooves for rent

And they got all the blues and views you can use

Come on down, take a chance

Get you a room at the rhythm ranch

Ride your pony, let's dance

Uh-huh, baby, that's the rhythm ranch

Chicken dumplings and big bands

Tuning it up at the rhythm ranch

Saxophones and romance

Uh-huh, baby, that's the rhythm ranch

The funkiest place you have ever seen

And you won't find it in a magazine

They got four-star service in 4/4 time

And sweet soul music to ease your mind

Yeah, it's a real good deal with tons of feel