Joanie's Got Problems

well i know a girl and her name is joanie

she tries to be cool but she acts so funny

and if she had a clue she'd trade it all away

she's not as pretty as she'd like to be

so she signed up for cosmetic surguery

'cause the doctor said she wouldn't feel a thing

she went into the wrong room

and i don't think she'll be walking

anytime soon, no

joanie well she's got a problem

problem what to say

she's gonna try to stop to rehabilitate

to get her messed up life back straight

she's got a problem now

she just wanted a tummy tuck a cute button nose and some lyposuction

to look like one of those snotty power girls

she looked in the mirror and shut her eyes real tight

'cause what was lookin' back was lookin' more like

jerry lewis than geri haliwell

she went into the wrong room

and i don't think she'll be smiling

anytime soon, no

she's had some bad years before

but they were always ones we could ignore

she's headin' straight the wrong way now

she's no prom queen now