She's So Uncool

well sometimes i think

she was born without a brain

'cause even when she tries

to make sense she still sounds insane

oh, but please don't get the wrong idea

'cause i love my mom to death

and please don't think that i'm being mean

but there's something about her breath

and she doesn't even know

and she doesn't even care

and she doesn't even have a clue

she's so uncool

well she likes to drive

all around in her car

but goin' 15 miles per hour

doesn't get her very far

well i really hate to say it

but life with my mom sucks

if she likes my band so much

than what's with that ten bucks?

well, i just can't wair for the day

when all this madness ends

she still insists on kissing me

in front of all my friends

embarrassing me with that hair

i'm looking like a fool

somebody really needs to tell her

that she's just not cool