I Tied My Own Shoes Today

I tied my own shoes today

I tied my own shoes today

Because we're not famous,

And I can't afford to pay somebody else

I tied my own shoes today

I tied my own shoes today

No one votes for our video

And we'll never meet Carson Daly

But if we did,

I promise we would not change at all

Except Paul could afford better lawyers

And I could pay some one

To tie my shoes

'cause I tie my own shoes

I tied my own shoes today

I tied my own shoes today

Because we're not famous,

And I can't afford to pay somebody else

I tied my own shoes today

I tied my own shoes today

And Nick can't afford medicine for his syphilis

And we're still not famous

And no one comes to our shows

'cause we don't live in southern California

And everyone hates us

'cause we play ska

And ska really sucks

I tied my own shoes today

With some help from Lee