Common As Muck

You're not Bridget Bardot, I'm not Jack Palance

I'm not Shirley Temple by any circumstance

Or Fred Astaire

You're not Sydney Tafler, I'm not Dirk Bogarde

I'm not very stylish and you're not avant garde

Or Lionel Blair

We're as common as muck

Bonne chance, viel Glück, good luck

Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn

Luvva duck, we're as common as muck

You're not Victor Hugo, I'm not Patience Strong

I'm not Rodney Reigate or Evonne Goolagong

Shirley Abicair, oh!

I'm not Nellie Melba, you're not Nellie Dean

We do our best endeavours to keep our doobries clean

Because we care!

We're as common as muck

Buona fortuna, vayas con Dios, good luck!

Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn

Luvva duck, we're as common as muck

We're as common as muck

Bonne chance, viel Glück, good luck

Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn

Luvva duck, we're as common as muck