England's Glory

There are jewels in the crown of England's glory (England's glory)

And every jewel shines a thousand ways

Frankie Howerd, Noël Coward and garden gnomes

Frankie Vaughan, Kenneth Horne, Sherlock Holmes

Monty, Biggles and Old King Cole

In the pink or on the dole

Oliver Twist and Long John Silver

Captain Cook and Nelly Dean

Enid Blyton, Gilbert Harding

Malcolm Sargeant, Graham Greene (Graham Greene)

All the jewels in the crown of England's glory (England's glory)

Too numerous to mention, but a few (but a few)

And every one could tell a different story (different story)

And show old England's glory something new

Nice bit of kipper and Jack the Ripper and Upton Park

Gracie, Cilla, Maxie Miller, Petula Clark

Winkles, Woodbines, Walnut Whips

Vera Lynn and Stafford Cripps

Lady Chatterley, Muffin the Mule

Winston Churchill, Robin Hood

Beatrix Potter, Baden-Powell

Beecham's powders, Yorkshire pud (Yorkshire pud)

Billy Bunter, Jane Austen

Ray Ellington, George Formby

Billy Fury, Little Titch

Uncle Mac, Mr. Pastry and all

Uncle Mac, Mr. Pastry and all

All the jewels in the crown of England's glory (England's glory)

Too numerous to mention, but a few (but a few)

And every one could tell a different story (different story)

And show old England's glory something new

Somerset Maugham, top of the form and the Boys' Brigade (England's glory)

Mortimer Wheeler, Christine Keeler and the Board of Trade (England's glory)

Henry Cooper, Mighty Strangler, England's labour (England's glory)

Standard Vanguard, spotted dick, England's workers (England's glory)