Funky Disco Pops

I take you to the pictures

I take you to the shop

Walking in the sunshine

Rolling in the snow

Stepping on the threshold

Out into the street

All you want to do, my love,

Is dancing with your feet

To those funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disco pops

Oh!

I went to see the doctor

Not so long ago

I told her all about you

I put her in the know

Tried to get you treatment

I didn't stand a chance

She turned on her radio

And she did the doctor's dance

To those funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disco pops

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor the doctor who's being doctored

Just as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored

Or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor the doctor who's being doctored

Just as the doctor who's doing the doctoring wants to do the doctoring

Do the doctoring

Do the doctoring

I want to take you courting

But bopping is the boss

Hugging makes you angry

Kissing makes you cross

Your only inspiration

Is booty of the seat

In this position your disposition

Is always very sweet

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disco pops