Inbetweenies

In the mirror, when I'm debonair

My reactions are my own affair

A body likes to be near the bone

Oh Nancy, Leslie, Jack and Joan

I die when I'm alone, alone

Shake your booty when your back is bent

Put your feelings where my mouth just went

As serious as things do seem

At least you've put me on the team

And friends, do rule, supreme, OK

Oh, pardon you, me (inbetweenies, inbetweenies)

With a capital 'C' (inbetweenies, inbetweenies)

And who would have thought (inbetweenies, inbetweenies)

With a capital nought (inbetweenies)

In between the lines

Spread your chickens when you think of next (inbetweenies, inbetweenies)

What the Dickens if they're highly-sexed

Through channels that were once canals

Do lift the heart of my morale

To know that we are pals, yes

Oh, vanity fair (inbetweenies, inbetweenies)

With a capital 'V' (inbetweenies, inbetweenies)

You give me a share (inbetweenies, inbetweenies)

You take it from me (inbetweenies, inbetweenies)

Oh, jolly good show (inbetweenies, inbetweenies)

With a capital 'O' (inbetweenies, inbetweenies)

It's terrific to go (inbetweenies, inbetweenies)

Hellooo (inbetweenies)

Hello, hello, hello

Hello, hello, hello

Barney Beanies, ultra marinees

Inbetweenies, inbetweenies, inbetweenies, inbetweenies, inbetweenies, inbetweenies