It Ain't Cool

You think it's cool to make me wait with bated breath for what you'll say

You think it's cool to be the overlord of all that you survey

You think it's clever being clever that you wear your fortune well

You think it's cool to be the foxy one, but time alone will tell

That it ain't cool

(It ain't cool)

It ain't cool

(It ain't cool)

You think it's cool to be the comic, making cracks at my expense

You think it's cool to sit in judgement when I ain't got no defence

You think it's witty being witty when you know my tongue is tied

You think it's cool to be a prankster but your jokes are passing wide

It ain't cool

(It ain't cool)

It ain't cool

(It ain't cool)

It ain't cool to count your blessings one by one (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool to say you've done what you ain't done (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool to claim your winnings when you poop on your beginnings

And another person's innings has begun

You think it's cool to be a sharpy as you cut me down to size

But it ain't cool (it ain't cool)

You think it's cool to brush aside the little people you despise

But it ain't cool (it ain't cool)

You think it's nifty being nifty, and you think you're no-one's fool

But you ain't cool (you ain't cool)

You think it's cool to hold your victim up to cruel ridicule

But it ain't cool (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool to be a cucker

It ain't cool to be a crut

It ain't cool to make your mucker

Wait upon their if, you, but

It ain't cool to think you're pucker

When you're tearing off a sheet

It ain't cool to make a sucker out of everyone you meet

It ain't cool (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool to count your blessings one by one (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool to say you've done what you ain't done (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool to do subtraction, when you're checking every fraction

Now your little piece of action has begun

It ain't cool (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool (it ain't cool)

It ain't cool