Percy the Poet

Hello babies

I'm sharper than splinter

I'm meaner than Minter

I'm cooler than winter

And smarter than Pinter

From coast to coast I'm the most verbose and my royal boast is I'm the ace

When I rhyme on time I'm so sublime that your troubles will climb right out of your face

Hypnotise your ears and eyes while your booty flies to outer space

Percy the Poet, I know it 'cos I show it, I'm aglow when I bestow it - on the bass

Stepping to the rhythm

Dressed in baby blue

Mr. Flash & Fancy

Mr. You Know Who

I'm Percy the Poet

I'm Percy the Poet

I'm Percy (yeah) the Poet

Percy

If going to the library was as important as going to the lavatory

Doing art would be just as natural as (thhhhhww)

So speaks the Royal Noble Overlord of Amazing Phrasing

Prince, Duke, Sir, King, Poet Laureate, Count Dracula of Spectacular Vernacular

After you, my dears

Stepping to the rhythm

Dressed in baby blue

Mr. Flash & Fancy

Mr. You Know Who

I'm Percy (yeah) the Poet

I'm Percy the Poet

I'm Percy the Poet

I'm Percy the Poet

Without a doubt I'm the King of Sprout so I jump about 'cos here I come

Tout de suite my beat right up your street I will unseat your very bums

As I speak of my technique for those who seek delirium

Poetry Percy, it's a controversy, mercy, mercy, mercy, mercy, mercy

I'm Percy the Poet

Alright, babies?

He's Percy the Poet, he's Percy the Poet, he's Percy the Poet

He's Percy the Poet, he's Percy the Poet, he's Percy the Poet