Superman's Big Sister

'Till I met her, I thought I knew the answers

I thought a bit of treatment was all a body needs

I'll take you where the haps are

All the handsome chaps are

Squeeze you 'till I make your feelings bleed

She put me right in under fifteen minutes

She could have had my things off, so sadly was I raised

I had a lot to learn, dear

If I'd gone on the turn, dear

It wouldn't be surprising nowadays

You know she's Superman's big sister

Her x-ray eyes see through my silly ways

Superman's big sister, superior skin and blister

It doesn't seem surprising nowadays... yeah!

Superman's big sister

Superman's big sister

Superman's big sister

Superman's big sister

I said she's Superman's big sister

It doesn't seem surprising nowadays

And now I've had the sense to keep her friendship

And though I nearly miffed it in many little ways

The story's got no sequel

'Cos me and her are equal

Is that so surprising nowadays?

Because she's Superman's big sister

Her x-ray eyes see through my silly ways

I said she's Superman's big sister, his grown up skin and blister

Is that so surprising nowadays?