There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards

Noel Coward was a charmer

As a writer he was bramer

Velvet jackets and pajamas

The gay, divorce and other dramas

There ain't half been some clever bastards

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)

There ain't half been some clever bastards

Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers

He must have been a pencil squeezer

He didn't do the Mona Lisa

That was an Italian geezer

There ain't half been some clever bastards

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)

There ain't half been some clever bastards

Einstein can't be classed as witless

He claimed atoms were the littlest

When you did a bit of splitlingness

Frightened everybody shitless

There ain't half been some clever bastards

Probably got help from their mum who had help from her mum

There ain't half been some clever bastards

Now that we've had some let's hope that there's lots more to come

There ain't half been some clever bastards

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)

There ain't half been some clever bastards

Okie dokie

Oh! Segovia

La la la lum ta da dadi

Ti tum di dum ti tum di didle da di

There ain't half been some clever bastards

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)

There ain't half been some clever bastards

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)

There ain't half been some clever bastards

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)

There ain't half been some clever...

Bastards