The Artful Dodger

How ya doin', all right?

I-I-I spy with my little eye

Something beginning with you

Drool, drool, drool, nearly fell off me stool

I hope you fancy me too

Now I don't wanna set the world on fire

Any old iron, any old iron will do

(All right)

Smirk, smirk, smirk the G and T's work

She can knock 'em back like a fish

Smarm, smarm, smarm, I turned up me charm

I think I'm on a promise

(He thinks he's on a promise)

Some say yes and some say no

And my old man says "Mind, how you go"

A little bit of this, a little bit of that

If you can't take a joke, well, sod ya

(Oh)

I'm a dysfunctional chap

And they call me the Artful Dodger

Chat, chat, chat, it's back to the flat

I strum my little Spanish guitar

Gloat, gloat, gloat, she said and I'll quote

"You can take down my particulars"

(Take down her particulars)

It's a funny old life if you weaken, innit?

You gonna have a laugh, yeah, you've gotta give it

A little bit of this, a little bit of that

Look out for PC Plodger

If a job's worth doin', it's worth doin' well

And they call me the Artful Dodger

(Get on your bike)

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

If you can't take a joke well, sod ya

(Oh)

I'm a bit of a lad and they call me the Artful Dodger

(Now)

A little bit of this, a little bit of that

Hoist up the Jolly Roger

That's the way to do it, call me the Artful Dodger

And I'm doin' all right

Yes, I'm doin' all right

Yes, I'm doin' all right

Yes I'm doing very well, thank you

How ya doin'? All right

(We're doin' all right)

How ya doin'? All right

(We're doin' all right)

How ya doin'? All right

(Yeah, we're doin' all right)

How ya doin'? All right

(We're doin' all right)

They call me the Artful Dodger

They call me the Artful Dodger

They call me the Artful Dodger

They call me the Artful Dodger

They call me the Artful Dodger

They call me the Artful Dodger

They call me the Artful Dodger

They call me the Artful Dodger

They call me the Artful Dodger