It's All About Me, Me, And Me

Wanda

My playful little friend

Who lives inside of me

She's good to joke

She's good to prank

She's good to laugh

But cannot see

Poor Wanda

Blind since the day

She turned three

Felt real bad

So I took her in

As a second personality

Just yesterday

Wanda said

"Without a doubt I'm moving out

I'm moving into the city

Getting fake titties

Gonna look pretty with a pink dress on"

She's gone

Ain't no way she's coming back

Too bad

I ain't gonna get sad

No way I'm gonna get sad

Someday you'll come to me

My supersonic personality

They'll never know just where we'll be

Secret source of reality

It's all about me, me and my other personality

It's all about me, supersonic personality

Tone deaf Jeff

Moved in a day later

Found him in a restaurant

Bitchin' to a waiter

He was moody

He was jaded

He was always constipated

Lets face it

He was everything I hated

Jeff, his brain's not big enough

For the two of us

Take your thoughts

Take your mood

And take your voice

Its out of tune

If you move real quick

You can probably catch the next bus

Ain't no room for the two of us

Someday you'll come to me

My supersonic personality

They'll never know just where we'll be

Secret source of reality

It's all about me, me and my other personality

It's all about me, supersonic personality

Sixteen voices

Moved outta my head

I couldn't keep track

Off all the words they said

Brenda Bean was born

After watching superman

She wore a cape when

Troubles were near

She saved my life

Have no fear

For Brenda Bean will save the day

Any time, anyway, any how, any where

Brenda Bean will soon be there

Someday you'll come to me

My supersonic personality

They'll never know just where we'll be

Secret source of reality

It's all about me, my and my other personality

It's all about me, supersonic personality