Immaculate Defecation

[music - Leon del Muerte and Sean McGrath]

[lyrics - Leon del Muerte and Sean McGrath]

The colon explodes with diarrheal sepsis

Anal leakage ecstactically shed

A stenching mass of post-bolal rot

Corn laced reeking ano-gastric snot

Your skivvies besmirched with foetid mung

Liquid viscous, peanut dotted dung

Your rectum protrudes from its now swollen rim

Your diapers are filled to the brim

Virgophrenic ass

Through which the sludge is passed

Colypeptic chyme

It always hurts the first time

Defecate, remove the dregs

Terminal colorrhagia

With an afterbirth of chyle

Saponaceous foam

To you lips, bring a smile

[solo: "Manual Deinstallation of Ordure from Partially Decrepit Bungs" by L.d. Muerte]

Table manners lacking in grace

Your fingers used to stuff your face

Your breech still emitting rancorous poo

Pour another bowl of butthole stew

Your anus wiped clean with antiseptic pads

Depuration of faegalical clots

Powdered with talc, your bilge takes on a pallor

Decrepitation, a sickening false alarm

Digested pablum disposed of with haste

Bursting at the seams, a bag full of waste

Decontaminated, to try and make amends

You're bound to fill your trousers again