Million $ Man

I am the million-dollar man

Somebody catch me while you can

I'm not afraid to be alone

All I need is water and a bone

Why don't you sink your teeth right in?

Story of the hopeful next of kin

And you will want to ride with me

I'm good company

I am the million-dollar man

Somebody touch me while you can

Apply powder to my face

Anything you see can be replaced

You can be my only heir

If you're not happy with my hair

If you pay a minor fee

You can ride with me

I am the million-dollar man

Somebody catch me while you can

I'm not afraid to be alone

All I need is water and a phone

I am only half a man

I have only half a plan

If you want to ride with me

Keep you company

Can I have a show of hands?

Know how much I'm in demand

I will always be on time

I am yours, I am not mine

I am the million-dollar man

Somebody catch me while you can

And I'm only here to please

I'll be on my knees

I'm the second in command

I'm the freshest ever canned

Be there on your wedding day

Then I'll have to run away

I am the million-dollar man

Somebody catch me while you can

Now it's time to cop a plea

I will cut down every tree

Yeah