Mr. & Mrs.

Mr Come Lately

with Mrs Came Late

they went to theatre

they're typically late

The curtain was half raised

the plot took a twist

and Mr. Come Lately just stared at his wrist

These whom I speak of are my friends

gentlemen and gentlewomen

can't wait for their lives to begin

oh so exciting then

The Goose and the Raisin

were painting the town

their quips and their banter

intensely profound

the radio spoon fed them ditties to hum

the Goose and the Raisin just couldn't have fun

These whom I speak of are my friends

gentlemen and gentlewomen

can't wait for their lives to begin

oh so exciting then

I've waited and waited

for a youth of my own

my hair used to black

it's white as a bone

These whom I speak of are my friends

gentlemen and gentlewomen

can't wait for their lives to begin

oh so exciting then