Bitch, I Lied

Bitch, I'm here to tell you I lied

When I seen that thick-ass it was over

Nothin else mattered, I ain't even care

I pulled the rubber off when I stuck it up in there too

Bitch, I lied to you, this ain't my home

Kicked in the back door and now we're alone

I stole the car that I picked you up in

Plus me and your girl have been fuckin

Bitch, I lied, everything I said to you

All steps to land in your bed with you

My watch is fake, this ain't my coat

And I sent you letters that my brother wrote for me

Bitch, I lied, everytime I left town

I really stayed right here at home

Dickin hoes down, every penny that you helped my mom

With went straight to the asian spa, bitch

R: Hey look, I lied and I'm happy for it

Look how you turned out to be

You're no prize, no prize

Hey look, I lied and I'm happy for it

Look how you turned out to be

You're no prize, girl, no prize

Bitch, I lied, I didn't buy you that

I stole you that, and then I stole it back

It ain't no mr. right without a mr. wrong

First, and you fucked up and met mr. worst

I fucked a hooker and left skeet on your backseat

And kept on and never missed a beat

And bitch, I lied, my name ain't lance

I lied my way in and outta your pants

I never played football for michigan state

I lied to your neden and it bit the bait

I never won a medal for winnin a back stroke race

But bitch, I lied to your face

I'm the motherfucker that stole your momma's purse

And watched you and your daddy blame it on her

I lied everyday of our lives to your ear holes

(you look really good when you wear those)

R:

Bitch, I lied, about so much shit

Half the shit, I forget

I tell you new lies to cover the old

I throw hot new shit on top of the cold

Flip the script up and talk you blind

Backwards, re-enactment, rewind

Tangle the topic, have you blamin you

For the fucked up shit I do

I told you I owned a mcdonald's in thailand

(and you bought that shit, damn)

I told you that al pacino was my man

(and you bought that shit, damn)

I told you a whole lotta shit cuz I can

(and you bought that shit, damn)

You're no brize, bitch, no prize

R: