Blaaam!!!
Story time, bitch!
All across the East Side
What? I represent Delray!
Delray!
So?
South West Side!
This Gypsy aunt of mine
You're the lucky one
She died and left behind
An ancient piece of time
I didn't know what it was
You're the lucky one
Knuckle deep in dust
Edges played with rust
I started to get pissed
You're the lucky one
This lamp is all I get
A worthless piece of shit
But once I rubbed it clean
You're the lucky one
A genie popped on the scene
Brought true my every dream
I was like
BLAAAM! Free hoes
BLAAAM! Nyquil
BLAAAM! Faygo
Anything I want
I was like
BLAAAM! Sharp axe
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Hot tracks
Everything I need
Now I'm in a fizzle
You're the lucky wizzle
Hotties on the wizzle
Still a juggalizzle
I drive a platinum car
You're the lucky one
It has a tennis court and a bar
You know who I are
Money out the ass
You're the lucky one
I'm wishing while it last
Genie's moving fast
I want my
BLAAAM! Free bank
BLAAAM! Necks cut
BLAAAM! My shank
Anything I want
I want my
BLAAAM! Hot wings
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Big thangs
Everything I need
[Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now I am a king
You're the lucky one
I have everything
Nothing's challenging
Nothing makes me proud
You're the lucky one
I stand out in the crowd
While others beg out loud
I remember when
You're the lucky one
Money was so thin
But dreams were all up in
Looking at my lamp
You're the lucky one
Would I give it all back?
Shit, fool, give me that
I'll be like
BLAAAM! Bitch slaps
BLAAAM! Cheap wine
BLAAAM! Dub H (waffle house)
Anything I want
I'll be like
BLAAAM! Half pipe
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Moonlight
Everything I need
I'll be like
BLAAAM! Free hoes
BLAAAM! Nyquil
BLAAAM! Faygo
Anything I want
I'll be like
BLAAAM! Sharp axe
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Hot tracks
Everything I need
BLAAAM!
The moral of the story is
BLAAAM!
Those who never had shit
BLAAAM!
And then get shit
WHAT?
Need to get shit
BLAAAM!
So if you got shit
BLAAAM!
Or you need shit
BLAAAM!
Get some shit
GO GET YOUR SHIT
Fuck this shit
Where JD at?