Dog Catchers

Yeah bitch!

You's a glorified snitch, with a nuclear mullet

I got the name "DOG", engraved on my bullets

Your wife looks like "The Wrestler", with fuck fake pumpkins

She look like the type that like to give you a blumpkin

Your kids are on meth and you got crank breath

I wish you'd come for me, I'd introduce you to the DEATH (Pop!)

Fuck your damn lecture, I'm the Dog catcher

Come to the "D", I'll bet you leave on a stretcher

Bigot hoe, racist fool, pedophile namin'

Rollin' in a dumb "V", and late on the payment

Arresting drunk fucks for twenty five bucks

Wearing night time sleeveless t-shirts cuts

Sucks to be you, a fake Rambo with no gun

Not even a stun one, you're not in the run

From yellin' stop no don't, to dead by the road

You'd best just go home and score a bong full of dope

Man, fuck your advice, who wanna listen...STALE

To a fuckin bigot snitch on your way to jail

I heard you got arrested and raped in Mexico

The way your blonde wig flow, they did you like a hoe

Who would be surprised if your wife had a dick?

Not me!, I half way expect that shit

Just the way you like it, Thundercat hairstyle

Dog the bigot bitch, found dead on 8 mile

Get a job at Walmart, hall security guard

You can have more jurisdiction, and act just as hard

Quit chasing bail jumpers, jay walkers and drunks

Before you get your head blown off, into skull chunks

You ain't a cop, you's a flop, get the fuck out off my block

You're a racist, you can fucking suck off my cock

Bounty hunter, you want bust me?, I'll bet ya

Quit directing, motherfucker hoe

I'm the Dog Catcher