Goblin

From the bowls of the city, lurkin' in the trenches

Underneath the bridges, behind the park benches

Stench is seepin' off me. I'm gutterlicious

Thinkin' nothin' of your wishes. I'm uttelry vicious

Crawlin' through the sewers, it's an intricate job

Some only a foot wide. I move like the Blob

Seep into your home every time you catch a night terror

It's 'cause I'm right there, suckin' out your air

A priest can't do shit but just tickle my humor *laugh*

'Cause I ain't from the pit. No, that's only a rumor

I'm atomically demoic. You see me and vomit

More heads than a totem pole and faster than a comet

Get it right! I'm the fuckin' bump in the night

The unexplainable, but for real when I bite

I fill you with fright, and kill you, I might

Somethin' from the other side, a horrible sight

I'm a goblin

I'm a goblin, a hobgoblin

What the fuck is a goon to a goblin?

"Nothing, nothing. You ain't scarin' nothing"

"Nothing, nothing." It ain't nothin'

I'm a goblin, a hobgoblin

What the fuck is a goon to a goblin?

"Nothing, nothing. You ain't scarin' nothing"

"Nothing, nothing." It ain't nothin'

Clinging' to your ceiling, back bent like the exorcist

Slit necks and wrist, I exist

Crawlin' tarantula style with a face smile

Very bad intentions all the while

I'll have sick fun playing with my victim

Lurkin' through the darkness until I pick one

A damned soul lost in the nether void

Committin' atrocities feeds me joy

Oh, boy. Catch me in the creepiest corner

Starin' you down, gazin' upon ya

Waitin' to harm ya, that's what I'm here for

Always lookin' for trouble, hear me creek in the floor

Outside your closet door lies a demon

I inflict tortuous pain while you screamin' *scream*

And then, that's it. There'll be no more breathin'

Much more than a' evil heathen

I'm a goblin

I'm a goblin, a hobgoblin

What the fuck is a goon to a goblin?

"Nothing, nothing. You ain't scarin' nothing"

"Nothing, nothing." It ain't nothin'

I'm a goblin, a hobgoblin

What the fuck is a goon to a goblin?

"Nothing, nothing. You ain't scarin' nothing"

"Nothing, nothing." It ain't nothin'

I'm not a werewolf. I'm not a Frankenstein

I'm not a zombie. I'm a goblin

I'm not a vampire. Not a' alien

I'm not the fuckin' mummy. I'm a goblin

I'm not a phantom. I'm not a ghost

I'm more than a' evil spirit. I'm a goblin

I'm not a gargoyle. Not a warlock

I'm not a mad man. I'm a fuckin' goblin

I'm not a' ogre. I'm not a ghoul

I'm not a gremlin. I'm a fuckin' goblin

I'm not a mutant. I'm not a troll

I'm not a' orc. I'm a goblin

I'm not the Grim Reaper. I'm not a cyclops

I'm not a' evil wizard. I'm a goblin

I'm not a devil. I'm not a hunchback

I'm not a bigfoot. I'm a goblin