Hokus Pokus

Kids, be free, be whatever you are

Do whatever you wanna do

Just so long as you don't hurt anybody

Hurry, hurry, hurry

Serial, slaughterin' stranglers

Jugglin', jugglin', juggulas

Fall-in, fat floppy titty freaks

IC fuckin' P's in the haugh

Abracadabra, boom shaka day

I'm Violent J and I'm back like a vertebrae

And I come with a hat full of tricks

Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks

Ha ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha, fuck you

Wicked Clowns, we'd like to say what's up

To the Cobras, X-men, and Counts

And everybody with clown love even sets I never heard of

Roll into town and out with the big top

Four cards down, and two more still to drop

And when it does, I'd pack up and hit the road

Cause I don't wanna see your head explode

Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken

Add a buck, you get a two liter wit' 'em

And when the genie says on with the show

It's Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko

Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the house

Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on a carny-ride

Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come out

Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on a carny-ride

Shazaam, bam, shaka-laka lokey

Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis

Call me a psycho skitzo freak

And I'll call you by your name, Dick Anus

'Cause I could give two shits and a fuck

I bounce down Vernor in a popcorn-clown truck

I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard

I grab your gizzard

Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin

Everybody's waitin' for the show to begin

Up to the top, by the neck and let you go

Try to land in a glass of Faygo

You suck, you missed the fuckin' glass

Broke your neck, and busted your fuckin' ass

But the genie says on with the show

Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko

What awaits you after death? Rub the lamp and explore

Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on a carny-ride

Enter Milenko's funhouse, walk right though the wrecked hall

Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on a carny-ride

Rude Boy and Chucky, down wit' the clown

First time we ever went to Mexican Town

I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot

And beat us down in the fucking parking lot

Tall Jess, Jumpsteady and Nate the Mack

Tagged ICP by the train tracks

And it was on, the dawn of a new day

Magical carpets grippin' down the freeway

Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp

And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah

I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes

That night, I fucked three fat bitches

Can't get the fuck wit' it, forget it

I'll rip your face off, and wipe my ass wit' it

When the genie says on with the show

It's Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko

Climb aboard our magic train and join us in song

Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on the carnie ride

City to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on

Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on the carnie ride

Clouds of darkness, and underneath them come the clown

Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on the carnie ride

Fuck that