If You Can't Beat 'Em Join 'Em

Come here man check it out

You know there laughing at you man

Fuck them man you know what I'm sayin come down here man

And join the carnival man

Gangsters bangin nuts straight hangin

Freakazoids baseheads spareing changes

Homelss hobos pushing dead bodies in a cart

Listen to the good part

Poke around doors roamin the land

Chewing on somebodys head I don't understand

Its to much for my nugget to process

So I stop the car to get undressed

Then climb the trees and kick it with the owls

You don't like that you can suck my balls

Its just me and my homeboy large you see

No they can't nobody can see them but me

Lunatics zombies and goons roaming underneath

The 17 moons of delray hellray suicide person

It can't be the fuckin I might as well join him

Hey bitch boy were the fuck are you going

Don't you know they don't like richies were you goin

You don't belong here I think you best leave

Before I grab your chicken neck and squeeze

I tighten up the sewer caps and dive in

I pray for dead chicken boys for my little friend

To snack on his name is willaberags thanks you know your not a bad guys shaggs

It rains only twice a year around here

The streets are dry because of the sky

Its filled with smog and fog and fuck

I finally had it I'm gonna jump! (is he dead?)

No I bounced my shits made out of rubber

A toxic waste freak show mutha fucker

And I'm part of the circus show

If you can't beat em join em like I did yo

Nobody wants you got no were to go

Come down and join up with the carnival show

Your a addicted to crack and you don't have a back

Here at the freakshow we don't care about that

You might have 2 heads and you might have 10

You might have a finger growing out of your chin

Here at the carival you can't go wrong

It donsent it matter if your neck bone is 3 feet long

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