Mind of Howard Stern

"People often wonder how two serial killers from Detroit

They call themselves the Insane Clown Posse

Became so rich and famous"

"Now you see here Howard Stern used to work radio in Detroit

Before he became a New York City big shot

Howard and the clowns go way back"

I'm Violent J and I'm certified cold

Straight millionaire 23 years old

Dropped out of school to watch Price is Right

And I strange people at night, hahahahah

Look, everybody knows I'm a killer

Twisted murderer sick drug dealer

Or whatever

I never tried to hide the fact its true

But Howard Sterns a killer too (What?!)

Listen, I'm chilling at the Neck Chop Bar, right

Where us killers hang out at night

And in walks a man I've never seen before

He took the table by the door and signaled for the bartender

With a cold look on his face

I walked up and said "Hey you're in the wrong place!"

"Only murderers and killers are allowed here coward!"

He grabbed my neck and said

"The names Howard"

Damn, it's Howard Stern the radio star

But this is a murderers only bar, sorry

And don't tell me you're a serial killer too

He said "Just between me and you. I'm an axe murderer on my off days, hell"

"I only do the radio thing cause it pays well"

Wow, damn, I never would have guessed

What do you say we go choke some necks? Come on

"So what most folk don't realize is 10, 15 years ago in Detroit

This Howard character was a axe murderer, plain and simple

Mr. movie book big shot big time was a bad boy

The clowns were the only ones that ever knew this"

Together, we killed about fifty

Until he got a radio job in New York City

Good luck, a hand shake on the curb

Oh, about the killer thing, moms the word

Years later, I'm trying to make it in Hip-Hop

But every damn record that I make is a flop

And here's Howard's face everywhere I turn

Movies,books, Stern, Stern, Stern!

Damn! He don't even know we's friends anymore

We used to kill people together, oh

And that's when I called him Suppose I go to the press with this killer thing?

"No you wouldn't, besides you can't prove me"

Videos, pictures, come on? Home movies

Howard I could take you down and you know this

"What do you want from me?"

Famousness

Put us on your big radio show

And play my LP and tell them you love me

We made a deal next day and he did it

Next thing you know we went gold in a minute (hahha)

And everybody loves ICP

Except the 17 million trying to kill me

It's all good but the world may never learn

What really goes on in the mind of Howard Stern...