Neighbors Are Fighting
"Yeah, I don't know what happened. The one guy swung on the other guy, and after he hit him once, they just started rollin' around in the yard, fightin' over there. I tried spraying' 'em with the hose, but I couldn't rake 'em out. I don't."
My name's J, and I live right there in the blue house
Shaggy here, and I live right next door, you see
J likes to leave his dogs barking all night long
Plus, they get out and shit on my lawn
Well, Shaggy likes to look through our windows and peeps out my wife *scream*
He must not plan on keepin' his life (Mother fucker!)
When she's getting and out the shower, he's right there
Peepin' through the shades at her long neden hair
I drink a lot of beer and toss the cans over J's fence
He should be condemned. It don't make any sense
He's got billy goats he don't feed tied up to a bike rack
Plus, he's a hoarder. I could never be like that!
Shaggy's got an old car on the lawn and the driveway
He rides a bike *ring ring* and has a party every day
I'm not takin' it tonight; I banged on his door
He rushed me from behind. We both hit the floor
"I'm gonna kill you!"
The neighbors are fightin'
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And tearin' everything up
I'd pay somebody to kill him, but I don't have a job
He lives like a slob, and his wife is [?]
His kids come see him on the weekends, smoke dope in my tree
I shoot 'em off with a BB gun. They throw rocks at me
Shaggy's got a meth lab somewhere in that house
He's always throwing crazy-ass chemicals out
They turn my lawn yellow, and it smells like acid
I wish somebody'd put a bullet in that bastard
J's house is fucked up. Where the hell's the land lord?
He's got a car engine on his living room floor
Chickens in his yard, and yet we live in the city
One word describes this whole empire: shitty
He's got a bus in his back yard, infested with rodents
He rents room out to junkies and homeless
I know it's just a drug den. That's why I'm bustin' in
Boom! There we go, straight tustlin' again
"I'm gonna kill you!"
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And tearin' everything up
"You know who I am?"
"Who is he?"
"I don't know"
"I am Gang Wei, the best-known fighter around here"
"Know him?"
"No, I don't"
"You must be lost"
"Like a sheep"
"You two clowns think that you're very funny."
"Good"
"Well, now I'll give you something to laugh about!"