Night of the Axe

Shit, I can't fucking take this

All this fucking pressure, I'm dying

Make me go motherfucking crazy

I got all these motherfuckers

Every where I go

They gonna come down on me

([Background:] Why don't you get a job, man?)

Oh no, here they come, man

Stop it, man, stop it, man

I can't fucking take it, HAHAHAHAH

Come on, man HAHA HAHA

There's no ouhahahat

Showed up at your high school prom

With an axe in my motherfucking palm

And I jumped out the first date swinging

Necks and backs went flinging and a toe

I went psychopathic

Choping throats with a hatchet

Cuz they try to get me

So I took a head with me

Ran down the hall butt-naked

If you gotta life I'm a take, huh

Cuz I got it going on

And I broke to the female john (AAAH!)

Motherfuckers think I'm sick

You ever seen a bitch take a shit, fuck dat

A lot of dookie-ass beef

Cuz female shittin' is news to me

Climbed up the fire escape

How many lives can one motherfucker take?

One life, two life, three life, four

Throw me a mach 10 I'll vow to take more

Fifty lives coming out, eighty

Fuck this, I'm finna whoop this lady

Tied the bitch up to the lightpost

Slapped her in her face cuz I'm psycho

Beat her down and beat her up

......Fucking slut

So bitch make me wonder

Kicked her gut and left my number

Call me, fucking nympho

Then I threw her out the window

Broke and I climbed up a tree, guy

Came back down, I don't know why

Straight up insanity

Damn, if it ain't a family

I hope they come home soon

Cuz I'm waiting in the bedroom

I'm gone and I ditched the ride

And left the dead Wilsons inside

Jetting and I'm hopping fences

Finning through like my man in Caline, Texas

Cuz I'm psycholistic

You look once and you missed it

Look twice and it caught your eye

Me, beating the shit out of some guy

With a bag of bricks

Impressing them dirty-ass sewer chicks

A klepto you can't trust

Should of known when I jacked the bus

Fourteen passengers riding it

One naked psycho driving it

And we go and grip it

And they're be no slipping

Cuz I'm thinking the worst

Shit like woman and children die first

Make you shiver

When I drove that bitch in the river

Everybody dies

Only me survives

Innocent fucks is what I want

So I'm heading for the restaraunt

There's always gotta be a hero

But I can't be stopped with silver bullets

Or a wooden stake

It's your life I quickly take

Don't talk shit, I take 'em

Take your life, take your life

Coppers and choppers persue

The boys in blue, the whole caroo

I do what they never think

So I'm heading for the 18th precinct

Cuz when they finally call it quits

I'll be there to cut their necks

And that's what I did

I hate a fucking pig

I get a job at the Donut Shop

Just to poison the cop

Cut-o-pathic

And I'll fuck you up in a straight jacket

Cuz they finally got me

Broke my legs and shot me

But I'm still laughing

Cuz of what happened on the night of the axe

On the night of the axe (just psycho)...

AAAH!!!