What Is a Juggalo?

What is a juggalo?

Let me think for a second, well

Oh, he gets butt-naked

And then he walks through the streets

Winking at the freaks

With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

What is a juggalo?

He just don't care

He might try to put a weave

In his nut hair

'Cuz he could give a fuck less

What a bitch thinks

He tell her that her butt stinks

And all that

What is a juggalo?

He drinks like a fish

And then he starts huggin' people

Like a drunk bitch

Next thing, he's pickin' fights

With his best friends

Then he starts with the huggin' again

Fuck!

What is a juggalo?

A fucking lunatic

Somebody with a rope tied to his dick

Then he jumps out a ten-story window

Oh

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo

That's what it is

Well, fuck, if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know

But I'm down with the clown

And I'm down for life, yo

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo

That's what it is

Well, fuck, if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know

But I'm down with the clown

And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest?

(We juggalos)

Down river?

(We juggalos)

Jefferson?

(We juggalos)

Fuckin' everybody

(We juggalos)

I'm that juggalugga locoroni

Get the fuck up

Get the fuck the out of here

What is a juggalo?

A dead body

Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like

Anybody that you've ever met before

He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four

What is a jug?

What the fuck? Connect four?

Man that shit is whack

Don't worry about my shit

Just rap motherfucker

What is a juggalo?

He ain't a bitchboy

He'll walk through the hills

And beat down a rich boy

Walks right in the house

When you're having supper

And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop

What is a juggalo?

Well, he ain't a phoney

He'll walk up and bust a nut in your Macaroni

And watch you sit there

And finish up the last bit

'Cuz your a stupid ass dumb fuckin' idiot

What is a juggalo?

He's a graduate

He graduated from, well

At least, he got a job

He's not a dump puts

He works for himself scratching his nuts

What is a juggalo?

A Hulkamaniac

He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks

People like him 'til they find out he's unstable

He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo

That's what it is

Well, fuck, if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know

But I'm down with the clown

And I'm down for life, yo

I'm that juggalugga locoroni

Get the fuck up

Get the fuck the out of here

I'm that juggalugga locoroni

I figured you wouldn't understand

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo

That's what it is

Well, fuck, if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know

But I'm down with the clown

And I'm down for life, yo

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo

That's what it is

Well, fuck, if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know

But I'm down with the clown

And I'm down for life, yo

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo

That's what it is

Well, fuck, if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know

But I'm down with the clown

And I'm down for life, yo

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo

That's what it is

Well, fuck, if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know, I don't know

I don't know

What is a juggalo?