Diary

I used to play with my balls

but now I play with my dick

I'm using both of my hands

I play until I get sick

then I go straight to my room

and watch my neighbours' two dogs

they fuck each others brains out

all my friends think I love cocks

another thing that I like

is scaring kids on the street

while cruising nude on my bike

and penetrating some sheep

when I get punched in the face

I feel extremely horny

and it results every day

in an erection for me