I Can't Be Nice to You

I won't write you a letter,

I won't call you on the phone,

I won't fax you at your office,

Still you won't leave me alone

I can't be nice to you,

I can't be nice to you,

I can't be nice to you,

Be nice to you, be nice to you, be nice to you

I have to laugh when you ask me,

With all seriousness about the 'scene',

And I don't care what you write,

And I don't care what you say,

In your useless magazine

I can't be nice to you,

I can't be nice to you,

I can't be nice to you,

Be nice to you, be nice to you, be nice to you