If You Want It Heavy (I Weigh A Ton)

You want it heavy, well now

God damn, I weigh a ton

You know that I am a ton of fun

You know you want a piece of me

A piece of me, a piece of my

Home is on the road I like to roll, then I take it

Home where the clay is red like my neck down in Dixie

Well, I'm a talkin' to you now, hey, hey

My pockets are lined, they are full of pay day

With every move I make, you know the south is risin'

Say you want it heavy now

Hell yeah, hell yeah

You want it heavy, well now

God damn, I weigh a ton

You know that I am a ton of fun

You know you want a piece of me

A piece of my freedom

First taste of freedom gets you high

Then you crave more freedom

I got more attitude than your money can buy

Now I'm talkin' to you now, hey, hey

Are you ready to rumble?

I'm a may-lay, fuck all the rules

I never call before I dig

When I come around, my friends say, "Hey Big"

You want it heavy, well now

God damn, I weigh a ton

You know that I am a ton of fun

You know you want a piece of me

I don't give a damn about your haircut

I don't give a damn about your 'in' thing

I walk a mile in my own pair of boots

Do you think I give a

God Damn what you think, hell no

You want it heavy, well now

God damn, I weigh a ton

You know that I am a ton of fun

You know you want a piece of me