Down to the Honkytonk

I got a house, down a backroad

I got a flag on the front porch

I got a dog named Waylon

I got a driveway that needs paving

I got a boat with a two stroke

A couple guaranteed to make you laugh jokes

I got friends in low places

Yeah, life is what you make it

I might not end up in the hall of fame

With a star on the sidewalk with my name

Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone

Nobody gonna name their babies after me

I might not go down in history

But, I'll go down to the Honkytonk

I got a girl named Sheila

She goes batshit on tequila

I got a job that gets the job done

I got a loan at the bank, it's a big one

The only place you might see my name

Is on the wall, for a good time call

I'm a local legend on a Friday night

In a Pabst Blue Ribbon neon light

I might not end up in the hall of fame

With a star on the sidewalk with my name

Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone

Nobody gonna name their babies after me

I might not go down in history

But, I'll go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down, I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down, I go down to the Honkytonk

I might not end up in the hall of fame

With a star on the sidewalk with my name

Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone

Nobody gonna name their babies after me

I might not go down in history

But, I'll go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down, I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down to the Honkytonk

I go down, I go down to the Honkytonk