Too Fat Polka

Can she prance up a hill? No! No! No! No! No!

Can she dance a quadrille! No! No! No! No! No!

Does she fit in my coupe? By herself she's a group.

Could she possibly sit up on my knee? No! No! No! No! No!

She-s too fat for me!

I don't want her

You can have her

She's too fat for me.

She's too fat for me. She's too fat for me

Oh

I don't want her

You can have her

Please do that for me

She's too fat

She's too fat. She's too fat for me.

I get dizzy

I clet numbo.

When i'm dancing with my Jum-Jum-Jumbo.

She's a twosome

She's a foursome

I seh'd lose some I would like her moresome.