Louise

Who'll tell you just where to get off

And when to do it

And just how to get there

That's Lou

Who'll take you from Leeds to Bristol

Through the cops and robbers

And the one-way headaches

That's Lou

Louise

Louise

Coventry really brought our pants down

They cocked their guns

And got all our crowns, yeah

Wake up Lou

You'd know what to do

By London we were tired as hell

Had to shake some bunnies

That got on our tail, yeah

Punch it Lou

Punch it Lou

Punch it Chewie!

Punch it Chewie

But a cop didn't like the way Lou

Went down a one-way street

Backward

Slow down Lou

We don't wanna die

Lou said: sit down baby

I'll get you to your date

You won't be late

And she did

Hey Lou

What happened to that cop back there man

Whoa

He was there man and now he ain't

What you got some cop disappearing ink up there

Or something Lou

You're beautiful, you're amazing, you're no Wookie

Sometimes I'm a dick man

You're Louise