She Loves Me

My love she's got her notions

I mostly know the drill

She expects to be remembered

As a pretty woman will

And when she's not she's angry

And somehow I'm to blame

Don't know if I can hang

It's such a complicated game

But she loves me

She loves me

I hear she has another

I hear she likes him well

I won't be home until Christmas

They'll be at it for a spell

It was part of our agreement

I signed off on the deal

I must admit I never saw it

Happening for real

Because she loves me

She loves me

It's an airport novella

adapted for late night TV

I'm not writing the screenplay

It's writing me

It's writing me

He's a parking lot attendant

At a fancy restaurants

He rides his brother's Harley

And he gives her what she wants

And he knows his days are numbered

As far as she's concerned

She'll vote him off the island

The minute I return

'cause She loves me

She loves me

She loves me

She loves me