Everything Reminds Me Of My Dog

Everything reminds me of my dog

The guy in the store reminds me of my dog

Telephones remind me of my dog...yoohoo

Taxicabs remind me too

If you remind me of my dog

We'll probably git along little doggie

Git along git along little doggie git a...

Smiling at strangers reminds me of my dog

(better let them know you're friendly)

The way people dress reminds me too

Pissing on their favourite tree

Sad things remind me of my dog

Cockroaches and other insects

Remind me too, don't eat them

The blank expression of the little boy

With thick glasses who picks

Himself up from the sidewalk

And stands there blinking in the sun

Ho oh!

If you remind me of my dog

We'll probably git along little doggie

Git along git along little doggie git a...

Like the man on the subway

Sitting across from me

And every time I looked at him he smiled

And by the time

I got to the end of the subway line

I 'd given him at least ...oh...25 cookies

Guys in bars remind me of my dog

The way it takes you so long

To choose the perfect table

If you remind me of my dog

We'll probably git along little doggie

Git along git along little doggie git a...

Me and my ferocious dog

We're walking down the street

And everyone we meet says

"ach yer a goot doogie !...

"ach yer a goot doogie!..."

"ach yer a goot doogie!..."

Except when we go for a walk

To get the Sunday paper

I stand there and read the headlines

He reads the wind

Sometimes he hits a funny smell and laughs

I hate it when he does that- I feel so dumb

What? what? I say

Everything reminds me of my dog

Beautiful things

Sunsets remind me of my dog

Gina go to your window

Einstein reminds me of me dog

I want to pat his fluffy head

This whole world reminds me of my dog

My dog reminds me of this whole world

Do I remind you of a dog? (thump thump)

I do? (faster thump thump)

Skyscrapers remind me of my dog

Sitting in the tall grass waiting for a rabbit

Guys in red cameros too

It's getting to be a habit

Artists remind me of my dog

Staking out their originality on the nearest tree

Old folks remind me of my dog

My dog reminds old people of their dogs

(Barfy, Ruffo, Beanhead)

Gina says I remind her of the dog

The that way I just did that

Golfers teeing off remind me of my dog

The way he sits by me and shifts on his front paws

What is it you want? look at it...

Do you want to go for a walk? do you want a cookie?

Do you want me to dial the number for you?