Ingrid and the Footman

She didn’t get him

He didn’t really get her either

They got together

Not the stuff of movies

Let me be your Main Man

Let me be your Cowboy

Let me do your Boogaloo

Hmmm ... what does this make me?

I see ... then I’ll be the Indian

Then I’ll be the Indian

Then I’ll be the Indian

Her name was Ingrid

He called her Margaret

She just heard Ingrid

Not the stuff of movies

yahdee ...

She motioned vaguely

He agreed

He swaggered past her ...

He swaggered past again

yahdee yahdee ...