Miss Punta Blanca

I could've been Miss Punta Blanca

I could've but I didn't want ta

I think I could've been a winner

If I'd gone dancing after dinner

I could've rhumba'd by the poolside

I could've samba'd with the tour guide

Instead I took a motorcycle ride

With my friend Mike

This guy I really like

He rents the motorbikes

So light me a cigar my love

And tell me your name

(I... I know your name)

Let's...pour me a drink now

Let's have a toast to who we really are

And I'll sing you a song

Right in your ear

On this beautiful Cuban moonlit night

Oh...mm

I need another...another light

I could've been Miss Punta Blanca

I could've but I didn't want ta

I could've but I said no thank ya

I said I didn't want ta

Anyways, it was Ruby who won the contest

And two hours later she was passed out by the pool