Love Is Infectious

She keeps her patience for the bedroom

Should satisfy her for a week

Her domination is executed cheaply

With her studio technique

What's new?

She carries love in a carrier bag

What's new?

She don't keep her body clean

Oh, Oh, Oh

Illegitimate contributions

And neurotic fantasies conceived

Love is infectious

I don't know about that

Love is infectious

I don't know about it

She keeps appointments by the hour glass

Guerilla warfare in her bed

And constant love is oh oh so negative

We're simulating sex instead

She carries love in a carrier bag

She don't keep her body clean

Oh, Oh, Oh

Illegitimate contributions

And neurotic fantasies conceived

Love is infectious

I don't know about that

Love is infectious

I don't know about it

No personality's essential

Nobody strictly in command

She's not direct, elusive

Or inadequate

Love's incompatible commands

What's new?

She carries love in a carrier bag

What's new?

She don't keep her body clean

Oh, Oh, Oh

Illegitimate contributions

And neurotic heartaches are conceived

Love is infectious

I don't know about that

Love is infectious

I don't know about it