Most Interesting (Skit)

He wears a snake skin underwear, which women refer to as "The Python Pouch."

He once slayed a vampire with a chorus.

Chuck Norris has a book of facts on him.

He is the only man qualified for "The Awesome Award."

He once outran a cheetah.

He can stop a bullet in midair, just by looking at it.

He once killed himself, for creeping up on himself.

When he goes out in public, he wheres a cape.

At age 5, he put his mom on time out, for not buying him fruit roll-ups, ahh, delicious fruit roll-ups!

Nectar of the gods!

It's a paper tape, delicious, fruity experience.

So what I say, "Mom, stop being a bitch! And let your kid engulge in his fruit roll-ups!"

He is, the most interesting man in the cater!