Disney Time

How come they're called adult movies

When the only thing they show

Is people making babies

Filmed up close?

I'm feeling so much better

Since I learned to avert my eyes:

Now it's Disney time

Not in front of the children

Fill their head with dreams

And hope to be like Bambi's mother

And die off-screen

So you can tell your children

That everything's gonna be just fine

Here in Disney time

At Easter and Christmas

They granted us a view

Of a world so much better

Than the one we knew

Everyone can share the magic

For 30 minutes at a time

Oh

Here in Disney time

Oh oh oh

Here in Disney time

Oh oh oh

Here in Disney time

Oh oh oh

Here in Disney time