Half-Boyfriend

I don’t know where we’re going

But I know we’ve gone too far and

I hope it isn’t showing

But I think I love you and

I can’t believe you’re leaving

Just when I let you in and

When you had me believing

I could feel again

I could give a million reasons

Why we should not be friends

Our moods change like the seasons

My mood ends your mood begins and

You’re a tease, you’re a cockblocker

You’re a loud mouth bitch, and a big talker,

But that’s okay.

You’ll grow up someday.

You’re the pill I never wanted to take.

An anti-misanthrope

Mine was the heart I never thought you would break

My one hope was that I’d survive you

I’ve shown up for you

In ways that boy never would, but

I know you’ll go back to him and

Maybe you should, but

I hope you don’t go backwards

Cuz I’m going on ahead and

One day you’ll wish that you had

stuck with me instead

You’re the pill I never wanted to take.

An anti-misanthrope

Mine was the heart I never thought you would break

My one hope was that I’d survive you

As I wander through Union Square

I remember when you followed me there

You were the stalker I kinda wanted to have

Being your half-boyfriend was only half bad

You’re the pill I never wanted to take.

An anti-misanthrope

Mine was the heart I never thought you would break

My one hope was that I’d survive you