Sweet Eurotrash

Sweet Eurotrash you look wonderful tonight

With your smudged eyeliner underneath the bathroom lights

This night could go on forever or just end up in a fight

You know that we’re the ones that never get it right

Well I woke up this morning to a pounding at the door

You know hell has no fury like a hotel maid scorned

You can try to put it off but you’ve been here before

And there’s half a beer left, it’s looking comfortably warm

Two minute showers are getting me through

And I'm counting the days and hours until I get home to you

You know those voices in your head are wrong

Reception called, they want you gone

Lost your keys can’t find your phone

That wasn’t coke it was mephedrone

These multivitamins won’t wash away the sins

But at least you it feels like you’re trying

And I’ve been putting bets on show, place and win

But it feels like this horse is dying

Spending hours just laying here in bed

With the echoes of the night before still ringing in my head

You know those voices in your head are wrong

Reception called, they want you gone

Lost your mind can’t find your phone

That wasn’t coke it was mephedrone