This Could All Go so Horribly Wrong

I'm sorry, so sorry for whatever it was that I did

Please stop yelling I'm telling ya I didn't mean a word

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Hold up, did I really just say that?

I'm out of control things are looking grim

Out on the town with my evil twin

And when shit goes wrong sure I can just blame him

Try to walk away but I know I won't

When opportunity knocks it's like I'm over here yo

And it feels like a dream that everyone's in

And they'll all be remembering

And I'm thinking

Oh my god what the fuck have I done

Don't you know this could all go so horribly wrong

And now I'm clinging to the bar like it's a sinking ship

Wondering if I'm really gonna get away with this

Well they say every day's a gift you keep receiving

They say life is precious and I believe them

But I still can't seem to make it come out even

With this drinking and lying and cheating and leaving

To me, life is like sisters kissing

You wanna look away but you don't wanna miss it

So I'm making deals with my guilty conscience

And I'm getting nothing out of it

And I'm thinking...