An Evil Lesson Is Soon Learned

I heard about the accident

Did someone cast a spell

Do you think the damage permanent

Oh I suppose it's just as well

I heard you're staying with your mama

Well I cannot cast a stone

But when you're well and good and up around again

You better lock your goddamned door

Everybody here is guilty

Everybody takes a turn

The information's privy old boy

An evil lesson is soon learned

As I listen to your story

I'm surprised that you're not dead

And how the two big fat girls found you

Bleeding hard from the head

And how it knocked everyone of your teeth out

Well there goes the appetite

For careening through the country

On the cocaine late at night

Everybody here is guilty

Everybody takes a turn

But the information's privy old boy

An evil lesson is soon learned

Is it true that when they found you

That you had barely half a chance

That you said don't wake up the sheriff baby

Just call the ambulance

Now with an angel on your shoulder

And whiskey on your breath

In the ranks of parlour soldiers

Who say they've had their brush with death

Everybody here is guilty

Everybody takes a turn

The information's privy old boy

An evil lesson is soon learned